Hilarious Stuff My Kids Say

 

I like to periodically capture the delightful things my kids say for posterity, espeically because I think that they are hilarious little people and if I don't write it down I know I will one day forget...



As I am singing along to a song on the radio Elise says "Mommy is this your jam?"

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Marty to Lucas: "That is not appropriate behavior! You are going to sit here and think about the consequences of your actions!"
Elise: "Daddy, Lucas doesn't know what any of those words mean."

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Lucas: "Hey Mom, do you want to come to my petunia party?"
Me: "Sure!  What do you do at a petunia party?"
Lucas: "Nothing, you just bring your butt."

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Looking at an old fire engine at a car show, Lucas says, "That is so beautiful it takes the breath out of my mouth."

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Lucas: "Why does McDonalds have a big yellow butt on it?"