I know I am way over due for a real blog post, but in the meantime, I wanted to make sure I wrote down some of the hilarious things that have been coming out of my children's mouths lately. Enjoy!
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Elise: "People who sell ice cream must be really rich."
Me: "Why is that?"
Elise: "Well who doesn't want to eat ice cream?!"
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Lucas, speaking out Bentley, his grandparents dog: "Mommy, I was asking Bentley a question and he didn't answer. He just walked away and smelled things."
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Marty, trying to make bathtime more fun, put Elise in the bathtub - full of water - headfirst. Elise thought this was hysterical. She later tells him, "Daddy can you put me in head first again sometime? When Mommy isn't home?" "Ok, but why can't Mommy be home?" Dad asks. Elise answers, "You know. She worries."
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Lucas: "I love Halloween." pause "Except skeletons. I don't like skelectons - they're too scary." pause. "Actually, I don't like Halloween."
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Me: "Oh, is that the assistant teacher in your class? Is she nice?"
Elise, confused: "Why wouldn't she be nice?"
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Elise, trying to tell a joke:
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Banana you glad I didn't say orange?"
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